so how do i relationship

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when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground


(via sorry)

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Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

(via thelazykorean)

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following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via oikawawas)

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Reading Shoujo Smut
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:This is stupid.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:I can't stop reading.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:I'm scared. I can't take my eyes away...
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:fkslfkdshfkjdshgjkdshgjkdhgjsdhg. SO MANY FEELS. I LOVE THIS STORY. I LOVE SHOUJO SMUTTY MANGA. WHY DID THE STORY HAVE TO END? They didn't even fuck in this one. Sad face.
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